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Ahhh, there’s nothing like a rusty pipe up your ass.

Ahhh, there’s nothing like a rusty pipe up your ass.

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men2mennetwork:

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Just look at those cocks flapping in the wind.

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Why can’t he put away his cell phone long enough to pee?

Why can’t he put away his cell phone long enough to pee?

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lilycovescity:

✿ EEVEELUTION GIVEAWAY ✿
Hello. I reached my follower goal and I wanted to thank my followers by doing a giveaway for them. I’ve been thinking about doing a pokemon-themed giveaway for a long time so here we go.
✿ Prizes
A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
An eeveelution keychain ( any eeveelution of your choice ).
✿ Rules
Must be following me. I only post pokemon.
Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmark purposes.
No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, please.
You must be willing to give out your address so it can be shipped directly to you.
If you are under the age of 18 and you win the prize, please make sure you have parental consent before I ship it.
This is international.
Winners will be chosen by a random generator, if you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.
If this reaches 2k notes I’ll toss in a game with it. Any game of your choice.
✿ Disclaimer ;
This giveaway is not being provided to you, sponsored, nor endorsed by Tumblr or Nintendo. Please understand, thank you.

It ends May 12th. Good luck.

lilycovescity:

✿ EEVEELUTION GIVEAWAY ✿

Hello. I reached my follower goal and I wanted to thank my followers by doing a giveaway for them. I’ve been thinking about doing a pokemon-themed giveaway for a long time so here we go.

✿ Prizes
  • A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
  • An eeveelution keychain ( any eeveelution of your choice ).
✿ Rules
  • Must be following me. I only post pokemon.
  • Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmark purposes.
  • No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, please.
  • You must be willing to give out your address so it can be shipped directly to you.
  • If you are under the age of 18 and you win the prize, please make sure you have parental consent before I ship it.
  • This is international.
  • Winners will be chosen by a random generator, if you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.
  • If this reaches 2k notes I’ll toss in a game with it. Any game of your choice.
✿ Disclaimer ;

This giveaway is not being provided to you, sponsored, nor endorsed by Tumblr or Nintendo. Please understand, thank you.

It ends May 12th. Good luck.

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pokeysmon:

hey im gonna give away a new pikachu 3ds because why the fuck not plus my pokemon blog is about to make its grand opening and i need to give something away yeah!!
prize:
a pikachu 3ds
a cute pikachu charm 
pokemon x and y yes both (if a new pokemon game comes out before this ends, you will get that too)
how to enter:
must be following me and non ( this kid chucked in like 150 are you kidding me )
reblog this post as many times as you want it increases your chances and one like counts
make sure you have your legal guardian’s consent in case you’re under 18 year olds & know this isn’t sponsored my tumblr nor nintendo and isn’t endorsed by either.
this ends the 21st of june 2014 good luck guys!!

pokeysmon:

hey im gonna give away a new pikachu 3ds because why the fuck not plus my pokemon blog is about to make its grand opening and i need to give something away yeah!!

prize:
  • a pikachu 3ds
  • a cute pikachu charm 
  • pokemon x and y yes both (if a new pokemon game comes out before this ends, you will get that too)
how to enter:
  • must be following me and non ( this kid chucked in like 150 are you kidding me )
  • reblog this post as many times as you want it increases your chances and one like counts
  • make sure you have your legal guardian’s consent in case you’re under 18 year olds & know this isn’t sponsored my tumblr nor nintendo and isn’t endorsed by either.

this ends the 21st of june 2014 good luck guys!!

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undie-fan-99:

Cutie from The President’s Own Marine Band. And trombone/low brass player too boot. At least I know I’m good company. :)
(If you ever get a chance to go see the Marine Band, even if it’s a small “detachment” from the entire band, GO SEE THEM!!!!  I saw a “detachment” play at a high school in Memphis, TN about 11-12 years ago, and it was awesome! A guy i went to community college with actually ended up joining the Marines and I think he’s still in the Marine Band.)



He can blow my horn anytime.

undie-fan-99:

Cutie from The President’s Own Marine Band. And trombone/low brass player too boot. At least I know I’m good company. :)

(If you ever get a chance to go see the Marine Band, even if it’s a small “detachment” from the entire band, GO SEE THEM!!!!  I saw a “detachment” play at a high school in Memphis, TN about 11-12 years ago, and it was awesome! A guy i went to community college with actually ended up joining the Marines and I think he’s still in the Marine Band.)

He can blow my horn anytime.
lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

it’s a baby lightsaber

CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

I would not recommend it



It’s from the 2005 movie adaptation of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

it’s a baby lightsaber

CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

I would not recommend it

It’s from the 2005 movie adaptation of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

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